happy birthday to me
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happy birthday to me
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You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
This thing is a thing I enjoy.
WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER
IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE
ZOMBIES
CHASING YOU
if ur over 14 u can volunteer as a zombie!!!!!!!
hey, remember when i said i was gonna do this? thats still a thing im planning on doing
anyone want to come?
Oh my god I really want to get in shape and do this.
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I like how Once Upon a time keeps trying to force this sympathetic villain thing even though at this point it amounts to “everyone thinks of me as the Evil Queen just because I’m always murdering people and stealing hearts and fucking with innocent bystanders to get revenge on their loved ones and…
yuri: we’re getting hunan married
wolfram: ur homestuck jokes are not appreciated in this space
yuri: get over it bottom-wife

conrad: my bitch
yuri: conrad no
a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS
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wow coming on to tumblr to brag about my awesome cup is soothing and not at all distracting me from my papers as i think of a clever description look at my cup isn’t it great i love lemonade
*eye twitch*
keep calm and listen to your power song lil homie
sorry im too busy
´ - `
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here are sayakas and homuras genterbent there not as cool as madoka and kyoko here are them genderbent
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